why do you hate me, uniqlo
fine, go to SF first. see if i care.
o, but we still have nicer taquerias. and then someday we will have Uniqlo, and then there will be no reason to go to San Francisco besides ~gloating~.
Just like the reporters have learned that “cut and paste” once involved actually cutting and pasting, the copyeditors have learned that the copydesk was once a real desk.
— http://journoterrorist.com/2011/08/02/paperball2/
warmest greetings from the hit + run crew, los angelino chapter
goodness, these kids are all washed up
never send a boy to do a man’s job
Springtime: nothin’ wrong with that.
Pancakes:
it is nothing short of clear that your recent contributions to putthison.com have lacked all substance and insight. further, the site is continually subject to your misuse as a deplorable vehicle of self-promotion, and your attempts to contribute earnestly are teeming with self-righteousness and hilarious aesthetic affectations. while Derek continues to add value, you’ve reduced yourself to a mere mascot, certainly not the position you wish to have on the internet; and if, by some stroke, it is the position you wish to have, then my utmost respect to you, as you have fulfilled that mission completely and with great dispatch.
9i
you’ll want to add some bacon fat, ‘cuz otherwise no animals will have died for your meal, and that sucks
— sadly, me, on a single beer.
i wonder how many cocks these doughnuts have been on
in mourning
here is my white-man’s problem for the day: there are some non-essential household items that i need to buy to improve my already needlessly trouble-free life, but i get tired just thinking about the options and the cash that it will cost to solve these non-problems. nonetheless, i resolve to have these problems solved by the end of april.
until then, i am in mourning, having lost a facebook friend for the first time. good ol’ mayonnaise has gone missing, in an attempt to clean up his facebook coterie and restore order to his chaotic life of dairy emulsions. in a letter to a fellow tradeswoman, he said didn’t think anyone would notice, but also expressed that he didn’t feel a very positive impression from his friendship(s).
mayonnaise is 30 years old, turning 31 in may, but probably didn’t know he has a birthday coming up. he is to observance and presence of mind what this guy is to taxidermy and stoic specimens; after working in the same room of an office for over a year and a half, he was entirely unable to name all of his fellow developers by name. alas, these are the tolls that the beat life takes on a young man’s brain.
alas, not all is grim, for we remember mayonnaise daily in the flyblown code he’s left strewn about the operations system at work.
i am angostura
- poq: ayn krugerrand.
- angostura: edouard lodewijk van halen.
- poq: hahah
- poq: ludwig van halen.
- poq: pyotr ilyich chai latte.
- poq: frederic "cutco" chopin.
- poq: sergei rachmaninoffice.
- poq: "sergei rachmaninoffice" should be the name of one of our conference rooms.
- angostura: j. hoobastank brahms.
- angostura: that would be a nice conference room name.
- poq: wolfgang amadeus nickelback.
- angostura: the true roster of immortal musicians.
- poq: how dare you sully the name of hoobastank.
- angostura: hahah
- angostura: i guess a rachmaninov cocktail would be a bit like a molotov cocktail, but instead of imparting great blazes, it'd spew forth a great dosage of marfan syndrome.
how cooking is done, vol. 1
Rugged sophistication - Birsk
- 2 boneless chicken breasts
- 2 tsp kosher salt
- 2 cinnamon sticks
- 1 cup chicken broth
- 4 oz single malt Islay scotch
- 3 Russet potatoes
- 3 tsp ground sage
- 3 tsp sea salt
Set aside cinnamon sticks in an “X” formation to right of stove, so they may be observers in this process. Throw chicken into small pot, followed by broth and scotch. Cover pot and bring to simmer. Add kosher salt and observing cinnamon sticks for essence. Let simmer for 137 minutes. Peel potatoes and chop into tenths. Cover potatoes with water in small pot. Add salt to potatoes and bring to a boil for the remainder of the chicken’s 37 minutes. Remove chicken and potatoes from heat, and drain excess fluids and edemas. Serve on warm plate, spreading potatoes thoroughly overbreast. Discard immediately. Serves zero.
